Kendall Jenner would like to remind everyone she’s very H๏τ. Noted!

The model and perhaps girlfriend of Rude Rabbit (okay, Bad Bunny) welcomed the start of ʙικιɴι season with a pH๏τo shoot on the beach in what can only be described as an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny striped and crocheted string ʙικιɴι. Held together with a wink and a smile!

The tequila-preneur posed with a palm tree at an undisclosed location, then got down in the sand. She didn’t tag anyone or any location in the captionless post, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, then Kendall Jenner just shared five thousand words. And four thousand of them are “wow!” Elle reports that these snaps are from a vacation with Mr. Bunny and KJ’s personal pH๏τographer, though the evidence has since been deleted. I mean, who doesn’t travel with a personal paparazzo? Sometimes I take my little Instax Mini with me when I go to the park. So, same.

“Cuuuuute,” wrote sister Kylie Jenner on the pics. “Damn,” added Khloé Kardashian. Some people protested that Kendall was promoting an unrealistic body standard and/or violating Instagram’s nudity policy, but I dunno, I think she just wanted to drop some thirst traps. It’s pretty unobjectionable, as far as KarJenner posts go.

We know Kenny is a fan of ʙικιɴι posts! She posed in a floral Heavy Manners set in April, favoring, as always, the thong cut. And then there was…
Now, why are Kim and Kylie the ones with the swimsuit lines when clearly this is a pᴀssion of Kendall Jenner’s? Because she likes borrowing from other brands? Doesn’t want to be a designer? Kris, you’re missing a crucial opportunity here. Especially since it’s not like Kylie Swim was a huge hit. Or, actually, whatever body tape Ken uses to keep everything together in these pictures…that’s what I wanna buy.